How to Make a Man versus a Woman Happy
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A master
5. A chef
6. An electrician
7. A plumber
8. a mechanic
9. A carpenter
10. A decorator
11. A stylist
12. A sexologist
13. A gynaecologist
14. A psychologist
15. A pest exterminator
16. A psychiatrist
17. A healer
18. A good listener
19. An organiser
20. A good father
21. Very clean
22. Sympathetic
23. Athletic
24. Warm
25. Attentive
26. Gallant
27. Intelligent
28. Funny
29. Creative
30. Tender
31. Strong
32. Understanding
33. Tolerant
34. Prudent
35. Ambitious
36. Capable
37. Courageous
38. Determined
39. Truthful
40. Dependable
41. Passionate
Also without forgetting to...
42. Give her compliments regularly
43. Go shopping with her
44. Be honest
45. Be very rich
46. Not stress her out
47. Not look at other girls
And at the same time, they must also...
48. Give her lots of attention
49. Give her lots of time for herself
And most of all...
50. Never forget*
*birthdays *anniversaries *Valentine's Day *arrangements she makes.
I thought this was a bit of a laugh...and also quite true! Lei xx